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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

youscwewywabbit:

Accurate depiction of the supernatural fandom right now.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

“On average, there are 7 people..... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”

omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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if anne hath a will,..... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kidswithhats:

if anne hath a will, anne hathaway

That’s kinda funny because Will Shakespeare’s wife was named Anne Hathaway so Anne Hathaway hath a Will.

I quit.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

all-aboard-next-stop-bullshit:

adthenewt:

forthelove-hedgehogs:

semipsychopath:

yorgysyewels:

alwaysjustmyself:

societycallsmeugly:

thatdannykidd95:

jirachi-:

caughtupdroppinglines:

IF YOU FIGURED IT OUT, PLEASE DO NOT POST THE ANSWER ON HERE, LET OTHER PEOPLE TRY AND FIGURE IT OUT ON THEIR OWN.

OMG.

omfg

I see what you did there.

I get it wow cute

Yup.

I love this 

THIS IS AMAZING

aw thanks

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

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deleting my school so i can focus on tumblr 

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